Endorsements

Don Ross is a man for the people.  He is so in tune with his constituents that I have never had to correct him for calling me a llama.  Mostly because I am, in fact, a llama.  Not an alpaca, as the insensitive and dimwitted Mayor Dinwiddie continues to insist.

-Professor Llama

Don Ross is incredibly generous.  He always makes sure that the neighborhood kids never go thirsty!

-Vincent Garcia

Don Ross is the epitome of integrity.  In fact, I have personally witnessed him micturate integrity.

-Anonymous Jack In the Box Employee

This candidate for alderman is brought to you by The Lord.

-The Lord