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Since the start of the Great Recession in 2008, Spring Hill has seen it's fair share of hardship. From an astronomical unemployment rate to downward spiraling property values, we all have had to bear the burden of difficult economic times. I have a one-pronged approach to solving all of Spring Hill's problems; WE ARE BRINGING THE BEACH TO SPRING HILL Y'ALL!!
With military efficiency, we will eliminate Georgia and Alabama. We will excavate the land until the Gulf of Mexico meets Saturn Parkway.
How will this revive Spring Hill, you ask? It's really quite simple. The process of excavation alone will bring thousands of jobs to the area. Once the excavation process is complete, the jobs will continue to flow into Spring Hill in the form of fishing, service and hospitality, and our very own port of entry. As jobs pour into Spring Hill, our property values will also rise substantially.
Beachfront property in Tennessee?! Yes, please!
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